Hi, my name is Kevin, and I hate the Yankees.
In the interest of full-disclosure, and in fairness to the readership of this website, I think it’s best we start there before we move forward, so everyone is on the same page.
I don’t like the Yankees. Never have. Possibly it’s because I grew up in Kansas City as a Royals fan and the hating of the big-guy on the block is an ingrained trait you have when born. Maybe it’s the constant bantering from the media about how great the Yankees are and how great their fans are that sours me on the taste of constant exposure to pinstrips.
Whatever the case may be, I can’t help but to have my rooting interest in the ALCS be based fully around the hating of the Yankees. I know that journalism isn’t supposed to be based on emotions and you’re not supposed to be a fan of any one team, but since no one in the traditional media thinks someone that writes words that appear on anything other than parchment is a “journalist”, it clearly doesn’t matter anyway.
The Yankees v. Rangers series has gone down so far they way all of us “haters” could have hoped. (Well almost, it could be over with the Rangers locked into the World Series, but beggars can’t be choosers.) The Rangers blew the first game because Ron Washington felt it was a good idea to leave his best reliever in the bullpen while a 4-run lead evaporated in deference to the almighty “save”. Cliff Lee did what he does in Game 3, leaving all those Yankee fans complaining that Seattle committed a crime against The Empire* by backing out of the trade that would have sent the left-hander to the Bronx in July.
*Why is it when something like that happens to the Yankees, it is somehow a crime of treason against the sanctity of baseball? Yes Jack Z backed out of a trade at the last minute. So? He drove up the price and got a better deal for his top commodity. Seattle acted like almost all good businesses would have done. Did it set a dangerous precedent for teams dealing with them in the future? Sure. But was it done out of spite to pull one over on the Yankees? Hardly. Get over yourselves Yankee faithful.
And in Game 4 the most brilliant scene in baseball’s recent past occurred. In a still-winnable game in the seventh inning, Yankee fans exited the building. All the losing of three games in a row was too much for them to stomach. It was not to be tolerated, and they’d had enough. For those of us that are constantly on the outside looking in with our postseason fandom, it was an incredibly gratifying sight.
No not because it was something we would have done mind you, but because for too long we’ve been told how great and faithful the Yankee fans are. Sure they’re tough on their players sometimes – Hey! They’re just holding players accountable! – and can be a little obnoxious, but when you win in New York boy, it’s like nothing else. Yeah, we’ve heard it all.
As I wrote on Twitter: you can't blame Yankee fans for being ridiculous. Somewhere there's an 11-month- old who has never enjoyed a World Series title. Can you even imagine?
But tonight is another chance for Texas’ to save all of us from being inundated with non-stop Yankee coverage on their quest for Number 28. Tonight is Texas’ chance to save us from being told how great a leader and what a winner Derek Jeter is; how amazing Mariano Rivera is; and how the Yankee past somehow has any relevance on their chances to win a series this year.
Tonight, I will be rooting for Josh Hamilton to continue to show the world what a talent he is. I’ll be rooting for Ron Washington to freaking use Neftali Feliz in the situation that matters most. Tonight I’ll be rooting for Rangers because I hate the Yankees.
Then again, you already knew that.
‘Til next time.